Always Beautiful Girls. Always a Great Time. Great Food. Great Staff. Great Place!

If I were to rank the strip clubs I've been to in the Los Angeles area, the top of the pile would be Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys, the bottom would be... I dunno. Silver Reign, maybe, but that seems unduly harsh. And right in the middle would be the club right by my job, the one I go to the most, Bare Elegance.

My favorite dancer at Bare Elegance put it this way, "the girls at Spearmint Rhino are strippers; the girls at Bare Elegance are dancers." Bare Elegance exudes class - it was rennovated a year or two ago so it would. And it has special events that attract a higher clientele - women, athletes (I met Scottie Pippen there), etc. But I'm a boob guy, and I gotta tell you, it usually averages about one big boob girl, with a bunch of C cuppers next in line.

But they're pretty C cuppers, and I'll give this club that - the girls are all pretty. I'm just extremely selective. But usually that one girl who I'm into is dynamite. The girls are all nice; the servers are pretty; nobody harrasses you to buy the girls drinks. They have many days where they do two for ones all days, and free lunch buffets on Saturday. They give you passes and drink coupons and whatnot - they're very friendly, albeit not as friendly as Jet Strip. In the class department, Bare Elegance is top notch. But I want girls with big fake boobs, and there, they usually have at least one. I definitely recommend it, particularly if chest size doesn't matter to you.